exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

it’s time to be s h e r l o c k h o l m e s again

you want to shake hands with me in hell, i shall not disappoint you.


*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings


original photo by Nathan Denette for The Canadian Press. via kw


Further pearoast from FAR back in the mists of time. This picture is memorable for taking ages and garnering me some exciting homophobic abuse. It is hilarious that out of all the explicit and non-explicit images I have shared in various places THIS is the one that caused outrage. Apparently it’s because it looks all heterosexual from afar (?!?) then on closer examination descends into an orgy of naked ankles and brazen newspaper perusal.

Oh, please. Killing me—that’s so two years ago.

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